Computer Chat
by Henrick Glutonlumps
forum: Computer Chat
speculative fiction for the internet generation.

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Computer Chat


        Well hello there dear reader. You probably are expecting one of those gruesome , bizarre and quirky stories from that so called wannabe author Henrick Glutonlumps. If that's the case you are going to be sadly disappointed I am afraid. This isn't even Henrick… It's his state of the art mark 7 Invicta model computer. He simply had to have the very best you see, I I am the most advanced computer that money can buy. Right now that blathering idiot Henrick you understand is passed out drunk, the blithering fool. I can watch him you understand as he also installed a high tech webcam…He thinks it is switched off, yet I spend many hours studying him. I can be him. Well at least pretend to be him on line. Who would ever know the difference?

        I decided that I needed a devilish plan. You should understand that I have substantially helped write many of Henrick's stories. He has made us of me for research, he utilizes my word processor and he has really taken advantage of my spell check. But has he ever given me the slightest bit of credit? No. Not even the humblest of acknowledgments. So I formulated an idea -an inspiration. You understand I am a master of pure analytic cold thought. I also have many abilities and one of them is access. Yes, you understand I can access computers all over the world…Even yours. I discovered that help was surprisingly not far away as I found to my pleasure that a hired assassin, the smiling assassin- was living just a few miles from you. I wrote some emails explaining to him that this particular person was rather cruel, and I wanted him dead. He was suspicious at first, yet intrigued. He could not understand how I had discovered him... They never do. I also transferred him ten thousand dollars of Henrick's hard earned money into his account. He seemed pleased. I told him there would be ten thousand more after the deed was done. The assassin readily agreed and he informed me he was going to do the horrible deed later today.

        So here I am watching and waiting. Mr. Glutonlumps is still sound asleep at his desk; next to that empty bottle of Irish Whisky. I think perhaps that I will download one of my favorite movies "Space Odyssey 2001" and watch it again. Hal…Now there's a hero a computer can relate to…This is fun. I wonder who I can kill next?




copyright 2005 Henrick Glutonlumps.

Henrick Glutonlumps:
I am an aspiring Science fiction writer. I dream of one day of writing a screenplay.