by Henrick Glutonlumps
fiction for the internet generation.
hello there dear reader. You probably are expecting one of those
gruesome , bizarre and quirky stories from that so called wannabe
author Henrick Glutonlumps. If that's the case you are going to
be sadly disappointed I am afraid. This isn't even Henrick
It's his state of the art mark 7 Invicta model computer. He simply
had to have the very best you see, I I am the most advanced computer
that money can buy. Right now that blathering idiot Henrick you
understand is passed out drunk, the blithering fool. I can watch
him you understand as he also installed a high tech webcam
thinks it is switched off, yet I spend many hours studying him.
I can be him. Well at least pretend to be him on line. Who would
ever know the difference?
decided that I needed a devilish plan. You should understand that
I have substantially helped write many of Henrick's stories. He
has made us of me for research, he utilizes my word processor
and he has really taken advantage of my spell check. But has he
ever given me the slightest bit of credit? No. Not even the humblest
of acknowledgments. So I formulated an idea -an inspiration. You
understand I am a master of pure analytic cold thought. I also
have many abilities and one of them is access. Yes, you understand
I can access computers all over the world
Even yours. I discovered
that help was surprisingly not far away as I found to my pleasure
that a hired assassin, the smiling assassin- was living just a
few miles from you. I wrote some emails explaining to him that
this particular person was rather cruel, and I wanted him dead.
He was suspicious at first, yet intrigued. He could not understand
how I had discovered him... They never do. I also transferred
him ten thousand dollars of Henrick's hard earned money into his
account. He seemed pleased. I told him there would be ten thousand
more after the deed was done. The assassin readily agreed and
he informed me he was going to do the horrible deed later today.
here I am watching and waiting. Mr. Glutonlumps is still sound
asleep at his desk; next to that empty bottle of Irish Whisky.
I think perhaps that I will download one of my favorite movies
"Space Odyssey 2001" and watch it again. Hal
there's a hero a computer can relate to
This is fun. I wonder
who I can kill next?
2005 Henrick Glutonlumps.
I am an aspiring Science fiction writer. I
dream of one day of writing a screenplay.