It's not easy being an infinite entity. Gulliver's fools - all
of you - to wish for eternal life. There is no joy that can spread
itself over Time and still be felt. Nothing can be measured against
that, and if there is nothing to measure, there is only Nothing.
Have you ever tried to have a conversation with Nothing? It gets
you Nowhere. Have you ever tried to get to Nowhere? It's like
looking for Nobody. Have you sever seen Nobody? He looks just
And now you know the only three companions that an infinite entity
Can you blame me for Creation?
Creation was the only thing that could've been. You see, Nothing
cannot exist after Creation. All I wanted was an escape from eternity.
Can you see why I would?
Wouldn't you want that too?
Can you blame me?
But there was a mistake, it wasn't my fault. You were just made
wrong. You didn't really have a choice. Although Choice was always
who you blamed it on.
You're all wrong. It was God's fault.
You see, He didn't give you Creation, he merely created you.
It was down to me to cause Creation.
Anyone can build a machine, something that always does the same
thing over and over - forever; because that's what Nothing does.
God created nothing.
What Creation really is, is something that has flaws. Apparently,
God saw choice as a flaw - I think He can only Create Nothing.
But I Created you.
You're not Nothing because of me.
Can you see why I'd want that?
Wouldn't you have done the same?
Can you blame me?
All your choices, everyone one, is because of me. Because I Created
you with Choice. But even better - I blessed you with Death.
You see, the one thing more pitiable than an infinite entity,
is an entity just without Death.
An entity without Death can never have any Choice.
Can you see why that's so awful?
Without Choice all you have is Nothing, and he's worse on his
own! Without Nowhere and Nobody, Nothing demands attention. He
will take all your emotions. He will take all your interest. He
will take everything that makes you want to live.
He will take everything and still be hungry.
You see, God is even worse than Nothing. He doesn't have either
Choice or Death. God is the Nothing that can take, and has the
Will to take, everything. He is the only one that can take Everything.
God is the only One. Without one, all you've got is Nothing.
Can you see why I Created other ones?
Wouldn't you have fought like me?
Do you still blame me?
I gave you the apple only because I had no Choice.
I was an infinite entity with Nothing, not even the only One.
You must see how pitiable that is - and how gracious it was for
me to keep you from that fate - and how charitable it was for
me to keep Nowhere and Nobody with me - and how kind it was for
me to give you Death.
You must see how much I love you. And how God never could give
you Love - who always needs Choice.
So, my Children, I also gave you Love and Choice.
Please don't blame me.
If you can forgive me, sign below.
(Owner of Soul)
PS. This has been a dictation by your Loving Creator, Satan.
Typed courtesy of Beelzebub.